
So! For a requirement of AFROTC, Mark had to go to "Dinning Out"--part of the Air Forces efforts to teach their young men and women formal manners. The jist of the evening is that the cadets dress up in their full dress uniform and bring their dates to a formal awards ceremony/dinner/dance. The first event of the evening was a mingle and meet "cocktails" reception. It was a
little scary, but I got to meet a lot of Marks Friends from the air force, so that was fun :o) Ross and his wife Lynette had just had their baby and we didn’t know if they would be coming or not--but they came! It was
so fun to see them! :-D After the mingling, we adjourned to the banquet hall for the dinner and awards ceremony.
We got to hear from some distinguished guests as well as from Colonel Silvers, as it was his last year being at Purdue. Mark thinks that he is a really nice man and he really liked and respected him and will miss him :o) Lieutenant Pappas was there, with his expecting wife; Capitan Zippolla was
not there as he had been called to Iraq, but his wife was there :o) They are all really really nice people.
Then, well, in the middle of the ceremony, hmmm... how do you say what happened next? Wel, lets just say that there is a lot of, er, "tradition" that surrounds the dinning out, namely--THE GROG. The Grog is a voluntary form of torture that the AF boys put themselves through ;o)
What happens is, each of the cadet units (about 15-20 cadets each) prior to dinning out selects an 'ITEM' to
add to the grog during the ceremony. At this point in the evening, the cadet units have skits that they do (involving lots of props and inside jokes) and at the end of their skits they dump their 'item' into this big cauldron. The nasty resulting mixture becomes known as!: THE GROG.
By the end of the skits, the units had VOLUNTARILY added:
- Pickle Juice (1 jar, full)
- Cinnamon Extract (two 3 oz bottles)
- Vinegar (~20 oz) ***THIS WAS MARKS UNITS ADDITION!
- Milk (~gallon)
- Chunky Salsa (I didn’t see how much)
- Fish oil
...among other awful things.
BLECK!
I think there may have been some sort of citrus drink, but I cant remember for sure. There were
definitely more items as there were about 15 or so units, all of them thinking of the most yucky things they can put into the grog. And...maybe its
best not to know what was in the grog...
After all the items have been added they officially "open the Grog." Cadets then stand up and, in RHYME, challenge one another to "the Grog". The challenged cadet had ~20 seconds to rebuttal--in FULL RHYME. The MC of the evening then decided who’s rhyme was best--the challenger or the challengee--and one, or BOTH of the people had to go up to the grog. Whatever the MC says, goes, so, if he decides "both to the grog"--both it was!
Once challenged to the grog, the cadet (or group of cadest) takes the long march to the cauldron and cups "squaring their corners" (i think that means turning in right angles as they marched up to the grog table). Then they greet the grog by SALUTING and enthusiastically saying "Good Evening Grog." Then, they pour a full (CHUNKY--BLECK!) cup of the grog, about face the audience, raise their cup of grog high in the air and say--"TO THE MESS!" . Then, the have to down their cup of grog with
OUT taking their lips from the rim of the cup. After they drink it all, they turn their cup UPSIDE DOWN on their heads--just to be sure. Then, they could return to their seats. (I dont know what would be worse...having to drink it, or having to wear it...)
All in all, I was REALLY glad I didn't have to partake. Im pretty sure I would have puked all of the grog--and dinner--back up all over the honorable "dinning out" head table. I think we asked some people, "so...what happens if you, like, puke?" The cadet told me: "You
don't puke." (I didn't think puking was a voluntary reflex...woopsie!) :o)
Mark only got called up as his entire unit--as punishment for adding all of the vinegar--went up together :o( BLECK!
I tried to take pictures, but I didn’t get any good pictures of the grog-group since it was really far away, really crowded, and really dark in the room. I was also feeling pretty bad for the cadet sitting across the table from me on account of the flash--I hope there wasn't any permanent retinal damage--so I stopped trying to take pictures.

Mark is somewhere in that mass of people in the center drinking pre-processed vomit (i.e. grog) :o( BLECK!
I agree with the young cadet we drove to the dinner--in his words, "WHY don’t we all choose to put chocolate, or ice cream, or caramel into the grog? WHY is it always Gross? I'm telling ya, we could make the most delicious smoothie EVER and I would call mySELF to the grog."
I don’t know either.
C'est, la grog.
ANYWAY, after drinking his bought of grog, Mark didn’t have too much of an appetite for anything, and his stomach hurt pretty bad for a few days. He said it was chunky, and it burned. (I think bad things happen when you mix milk and vinegar...) I feel REALLY bad for the people who had to take multiple swigs of it. BLECK! Mark says he hopes that none of the people that went up had any allergies! Me too!
Next year, if we were to go again, I think we would eat dinner before going (get a little more somethin'-somethin' to hold that grog down) and have mark eat, like, antacids or something before hand :o) Maybe THAT would help!
After the ceremony closed, their was dancing, but mark and I were really, really tired (and mark wasn't feeling too hot), so went home :o)
Now! Time for some pictures!!


I thought it was pretty impressive that I managed to do my hair all by myself. Ta-Dah! :-D And, for my sisters nani, there is NO better way to get "random distribution" of the twisties than by doing it without looking ;o) Good luck! It makes your arms pretty tired...

And here is handsome Mark posing in his dres uniform!


It was a fun, but tiring, evening and REALLY yuck on poor marks tummy. We stopped at JimmyJohn's on the way home to get some real food to help his tummy, but it didn't help very much :o(
All in all, I thought it was pretty funny that at their formal dinner they forced themselves to drink, with composure, the most ridiculous, awful tasting stuff. STRANGE... I wonder just what these cadets are training for... ;o)